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Big News!

8/11/2014

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Hey Everyone, Happy Monday! So I have some huge news to share with you all. It's bittersweet but most of all very exciting. In just about three weeks I'm going to be moving to Los Angeles. I love NYC and always will but this little mule is ready for a new adventure, and I'm excited about the possibilities to further my career in Hollywood. I might have to slow down the blog posts in the next couple of weeks, I'll be busy packing and wrapping up my NY life. Once you've spent a significant amount of time in New York you'll always be a New Yorker at heart, but this city sure can be a pain in the neck sometimes! Here's a little list of some of the things I'll definitely miss, and some of the things I'm ready to take a break from.
I'll miss this: 
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The Met, the most wonderful museum in the world!
But not this: 
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I mean, I will miss the convenience of the subway but not when it's crowded like this!  A mule can barely breathe!
I'll miss this:
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Killer view and a beautiful park to enjoy it in.
But not this:
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Garbage. There's just so much garbage.
I'll miss this: 
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No city has better shopping and I'll argue that point 'til the end!
But not this:
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This is a line to get into a grocery store. There are too many lines in this city, I will not miss the lines!
I'll miss this:
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Times Square at night is pretty spectacular.
But not this:
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Times Square in general though...... pretty hard to not get annoyed in a crowd that big, especially if you're late for an appointment and get stuck behind a tour group and keep running into those creepy costumed characters and everybody's taking pictures left and right!
Well, I could go on and on and I'm sure the things I'll miss would outweigh the things I won't. Driving away for the last time will definitely be sad but I can't wait to start a new life in Sunny California. And I'll be back to NYC for visits for sure! Have a great week everyone, catch ya later!
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My Friend Maxwell

5/29/2014

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Hey Everyone, how's it going? It's been a few weeks since I've done a Throwback Thursday post, sorry about that! Today I have a cool photo to share though. Do you all know Maxwell The Pig? You probably do, even if you don't know his name. He's also known as The Geico Pig, and he has been starring in Geico's commercials for a while now. He is a good friend of mine and this photo is of the two of us at the famous restaurant and "celebrity hot spot" The Ivy a few years back:

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I took him to The Ivy to celebrate when he found out that he booked the Geico gig. Actually we were both up for that job, as were several other animal friends, believe it or not, but if the job wasn't meant to be for me I'm so glad it went to my good buddy Maxwell! He's so charming and funny and I think he does just a fantastic job! Check him out in action below and have a great weekend everyone!
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Ask Apples!

9/6/2013

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Guess what readers? Today is your lucky day because I'm bringing you another edition of....
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Dear Apples,

You seem like you live such an exciting life hobnobbing with celebs! What has been your favorite encounter so far?

-Edward Snog

Hi Mr. Snog! 

I guess doing this blog and emphasizing all the exciting stuff that happens to me makes it seem like it's all glitz and glamour but believe me I go to Walgreens and buy toilet paper just like everyone else. Speaking of which, I'm up for a toilet paper commercial next week - Charmin Bear you better watch your back! Hahahaha! You're right that I have had a fair share of celeb encounters, and this is definitely my favorite so far:
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Yes, I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Tom Cruise! It was purely by coincidence, I was walking in Los Angeles last May and just so happened to pass by the premiere of "Oblivion." I'm a huge Tom Cruise fan so I decided to squeeze in the crowd (one benefit of being small!) and see if I could catch a glimpse. Mr. Cruise was being so gracious with his fans and taking pictures and signing autographs and you can see how lucky I got! Now one question - am I standing on a crate to reach Mr. Cruise's level or is he even shorter than everyone thinks he is? I'll never tell! Hahahahaha!

Dear Apples,

I noticed that sometimes you wear clothes in your photos and videos and sometimes you don't. What's the deal with that? Are you a nudist?

-Hillary Browning

Hi Hillary, thanks for you question. I know, it's a little confusing. Here's the deal though: I have fur all over my body so I have the luxury of looking at clothing as optional while still maintaining my modesty. I love fashion and playing dress up but it's nice to be able to just leave the house au natural as well. So no, I am not a nudist but there's certainly nothing wrong with it and in the spirit of appreciating nudity I'll leave you today with a few humorous cartoons about nudist colonies. You're welcome!
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Treat Yo Self!

8/22/2013

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Hey there! So as you probably figured out I didn't see my celebrity crush Aziz Ansari while I was in LA since that would have been the first thing I would have blogged about when I got back. I had my hopes up because our host Amanda said she'd heard that Aziz lives in the same neighborhood as she does, Los Feliz. Well, I wandered around that neighborhood until my hooves were sore and didn't see him anywhere! I guess I'll have to continue to wait for that wonderful day when I'll finally get to meet the man of my dreams. But until then I'm gonna "treat myself" and imagine what it would be like if we spent a day together treating ourselves. If you're not familiar with the catch phrase "Treat Yo Self" from Aziz's show "Parks and Recreation," then get out of that cave you're living in and google it quick! Hahahaha!

Our Treat Yo Self day would start out with massages at a spa......
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How luxurious! Then we'd go shopping for some snazzy new duds....
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In case you're wondering, yes, that is a Chanel dress and no, I'm never taking it off! Finally we'd finish off with a romantic dinner at a five star restaurant.....
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Don't we look so happy? Let me just say that those weren't our first glasses of wine that night - hahahahaha! Oh my gosh, what a wonderful day. Why can't every day be a Treat Yo Self day? Well, I hope you have a wonderful Friday and weekend, and hey, why not go out and Treat Yo Self - I know I will! 
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I'm Back Baby!

8/13/2013

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Hey there everyone, did you miss me? I had a totally fab vacation and I'm so excited to share my adventures with you all! Today I'm going to show you some photos from the LA portion of my trip. I think I mentioned before that I had a couple business meetings set up in LA, (which went great by the way - hooves crossed!!) but I also had plenty of time to sight see, and I made sure to see all the big tourist spots. Here I am next to Kermit the Frog's star on the walk of fame.....
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Then I just had to put my hooves in Marilyn's handprints at Grauman's Chinese Theatre....
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I went shopping on Rodeo Drive.....
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and to the Griffith Park Observatory.....
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Then went down to Santa Monica and went on some rides at the famous Santa Monica Pier.
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And of course no trip to LA is complete without seeing the Hollywood sign.....
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What an amazing time I had! Thank you so much to Amanda for showing me (and of course Junes and Brian) around! We had the best vacation and can't wait to come back! Hope you all enjoyed my photos, see y'all soon!
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Vacation!

7/30/2013

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Hey Guys! So this week all I can think about is the fact that I'm going on on vacation on Friday! Woo hoo! Junes and Brian and I are going to Los Angeles, where they'll be visiting some friends and I have some business meetings set up, and then we'll be heading up to the Oregon coast to visit family. I can't wait, it has been too long since this mule has had a vacation! Since all I can do is think about my trip, here's a little slide show of things I'm looking forward to seeing in LA and Oregon.
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