I got an e-mail from the Gap today. It said "Introducing the Shoreline Slub." Like most others who received this e-mail, I was confused and had no idea what a "Shoreline Slub" could possibly be. I thought maybe it could be this:
Or even this:
This is Francesco Schettino, that horrible ship captain who crashed the cruise ship he was in charge of, causing thirty-two deaths, and then abandoned ship. Sounds like a shoreline slub to me! But then I scrolled down and saw that a "Shoreline Slub" is actually this:
Turns out it's a freakin' t-shirt! Who knew? Maybe soon Gap will come out with something called the "Fall Day Fatty," (relaxed fit light weight sweater) or the "Crack Whore Skinnies" (very slim, ripped pants). And yes, I will sue if these styles show up in stores next year so don't even think about it Gap! Hahahaha!