Dear People Magazine,
Hi, this is Apples, long time reader/first time letter writer. This is in regards to your selection of Adam Levine as the Sexiest Man Alive 2013. Nothing against Mr. Levine, he has an ok face and a semi-hot bod, but you have overlooked someone who deserved the title way more. I'm talking about Mr. Aziz Ansari, the TRUE sexiest man alive. I shouldn't have to plead my case to you but I will anyway because it's a good excuse for me to post some photos of my Number One Guy:
Hi, this is Apples, long time reader/first time letter writer. This is in regards to your selection of Adam Levine as the Sexiest Man Alive 2013. Nothing against Mr. Levine, he has an ok face and a semi-hot bod, but you have overlooked someone who deserved the title way more. I'm talking about Mr. Aziz Ansari, the TRUE sexiest man alive. I shouldn't have to plead my case to you but I will anyway because it's a good excuse for me to post some photos of my Number One Guy:
Sexiest Man Alive Aziz Ansari Exhibit A
He knows how to dress. Look at that suit, isn't he smoldering?
Sexiest Man Alive Aziz Ansari Exhibit B
He is funny as heck......
Sexiest Man Alive Aziz Ansari Exhibit C
But is also a talented dramatic actor.
Sexiest Man Alive Aziz Ansari Exhibit D
He's an animal lover....
Sexiest Man Alive Aziz Ansari Exhibit E
and a super intelligent guy....
Sexiest Man Alive Aziz Ansari Exhibit F
who isn't afraid to show his sensitive side.
I mean really People look at them side by side, it's just no contest:
Well, I think I've made my case. And if you refuse to change your mind then please consider this my official nomination for Sexiest Man 2014. The voice of the people will be heard!
Your's Truly, Apples
Your's Truly, Apples
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